Boucher Brothers enrages SoBe surfers with no-bid board-renting contract
In early January, Miami Beach lifeguards suddenly began ordering surfers, paddleboarders, and kitesurfers to ditch their local haunts and move south of Third Street. City officials had supposedly just rediscovered an obscure 1964 law banning the sports from guarded beaches. When boarders understa...
If Tiësto is the Led Zeppelin of electronic dance music, a title bestowed upon the Dutch DJ by 1,400 beat freaks who took New Times' recent poll, what does that make Steve Angello?
Well, he's one-third of EDM royal family Swedish House Mafia, the only crew powerful enough to a...
Bruise Cruise 2012 with Fucked Up, King Khan & the Shrines, Thee Oh Sees, and others February 10-13
Ahoy, hipsters!
Welcome to the second annual Bruise Cruise Festival, "a three-day tropical rock extravaganza" set to sail outta the Port of Miami and straight for Nassau, Bahamas, like some kinda dream ship for cool kids in search of a spring break that doesn't suck.
Chronicle: Average teens become superheroes, stay grounded
In our status-updated, YouTubed, and retweeted age of self-documentation, does the "faux-found-footage" genre — popularized by The Blair Witch Project and vulgarized by the Paranormal Activity franchise and cash-grabbing imitators — add commentary or merely more noise to...
Superagent Drew Rosenhaus should give back to Miami's black communities
Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness once made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke expresses his disappointment in the guy who inspired Jerry Maguire.
